Dear Mr. OfCheese,

There are so many times I've wanted to be a fly on the wall... Is there really a way to do that without being accused of spying?


Dear Nosy,

Not really, but you can build one. Check your local hobby store for a kit. Some kits even come with a preset shrink ray that allows you to pilot your fly more easily.

There is also a similar Mouse In The Corner kit. It's cheaper because it doesn't have any of the intricate flight components, but I don't really recommend it. If you happen to be spotted, a Fly On The Wall needs only to fly higher to avoid being swatted; a Mouse In The Corner is, by definition, already cornered.


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I've lost my motivation. Have you seen it?


Dear Meh,

Sorry, no. I haven't seen it. Have you checked in the sofa cushions? I often lose mine while sitting on the couch. Or, if you have cats, there's a good chance that it was stolen, played with, and then knocked under the fridge. Good luck in your search.


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Tell me Cheese Whiz...

How can I get more people to visit my site?

Bacon Pi

Hello again Bacon,

Have you considered advertising? If you can take the time to put up some ads, things are bound to improve for you. The extra income from the ads you put on your site will be a good motivator to tell more people about your site.

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Mr. Cheesey,

I always forget, does spring come sooner if the groundhog did or didn't see his shadow?

Foggy on Shadow Weather

Dear FoSW,

Spring comes early when Phil does not see his shadow (like he didn't this year). Instead of waiting six whole weeks, spring will only be about a month and a half away.


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Help me, Doc...

The color yellow makes me sad.

J. W.

Dear Jack,

Talk to your optomotrist about some Rose Colored Glasses. These will help you say "goodbye" to yellows and the blues.


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