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Dear Dr. Cheese,

Ive got this red, itchy rash under my arms. Am I allergic to deodorant?

Itchy

Dear Itchy,

According to my calculations, you have developed an allergy to armpit hair. You will need to remove all traces of hair from wherever the rash has spread to. But DO NOT shave; this will only make the irritation worse. Try waxing instead, and you might get the added benefit of removing the layer of skin that contains the rash.

~Kevin

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Have you baked your Christmas Pizza yet? Today is the day to get it done so that it can age properly in the back of the fridge. Any squirrels on your Christmas list will be glad you did.

Yes, I know... this is the part where I normally give some excuse as to why you haven't heard from me since the Pikaboo Shirt Flop... But I'd like to reduce the ratio of excuses to actual content in the archives, so let's just move on.

Speaking of the Pikaboo Shirt, I am going to make it available again sometime before the end of the year. Sometime after I read up a little on the art of advertising. Stay tuned for that.

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Dear Readers,

I am reminded that I once promised to write an article about cats. Sadly, I have not yet had a chance to retrieve my notes from under the fridge. So rather than leave you hanging (or bore you with excuses about why there's been no updates), Here's in an informational video that some clever engineers put together.

~Kevin

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It turns out that taking on a night job has not been as easy an adjustment as I'd hoped. The damage to my internal clock has been so severe that it sent out quantum tremors that reverberated off of the end of Daylight Savings Time and caused a chain reaction that erased last week's update from history.

Don't worry. You didn't miss much - there was no advice because I was busy studying for my pre-employment drug test. It's an embarrassing tale that's really better off not having been written anyway.

Anyway, I should be able to stabilize things by some time next week. When that happens I will scrounge up some questions and provide some answers.

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Surprise! The Gift Shop has only been open for two days, and suddenly the printer decides to offer a sweet deal...

Sweet Deal Information:

Dates: Today, September 1 - Tuesday, September 6

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OR

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Disclaimer: Please enter coupon code LaborDayTraffic OR OhYeahLngWkends before completing checkout. Discount is applied to the base price and does not include taxes, or additional charges. This offer may not be combined with other offers. If enough people share this promo some orders may be delayed a little beyond normal ship times. Coupons valid from 9/01/2011 to 09/06/2011 11:59 pm Mountain Time.

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