Dear Big Cheese,

I'm looking for a job, but it's not going well. Do you have any advice?

-Cheeseless

Dear Cheeseless,

Start by getting yourself some cheese. It will make you feel much better.

They say that "The Third Time's a Charm," and They are right. Try sending your applications out in sets of three and you should find that your Luck improves. If you want to apply for more than three jobs at a time, using multiples of three should work almost as well.

~Kevin

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Dear Cheesy Webmaster,

Help! I really only procrastinated a little... but then I got sick... Now I'm going to be updating late again. (though by less than 24 hours this time...)

Bacon Pi

Dear Bacon,

If timely updates are going to be a continuing problem, you might as well have fun with it. See if you can turn it into a running gag and poke fun at yourself. For best results run it three times in a row (see previous answer) to set it up. But don't over use it either, or people will catch on that you're just making excuses.

On a completely unrelated note, I'm not going to be able to take any more questions from you for a while Mr. Pi. I need to give other question submitters a turn.

~Kevin

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Dear Cheeser,

In 12 words or less, how can I handle Triskadekaphobia?

Dear Phobic,

A squeegee would clear that right up. Use three.

~Kevin

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