Dear Mr. Cheese,

Why do my feet stink?

Sincerely,
Stinkyfoot

Dear StinkFoot,

I can tell by your choice of font that you are not innocent in this matter. There is guilt all over your typeface. Isn't it true that you've been deliberately stepping on cracks until you broke the back of your mother? Your smelly feet are the result of too much stress between you and your family.

Your first step is to make amends with your mother. This will stop the problem at the source and prevent any more family stress getting on your feet. Only then does it make sense to take the next step and talk to your local aroma-therapist about corrective laser surgery to remove the rest.

~Kevin
pretty divider

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